The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 13, 2023

Bob will flip over it and want to shag you if you don’t beehive.

It looks like you were born to wear them.

They’re cute.

Must be tired of tenticurls.

Shouldn’t those be braided?

all the old ones have ponytails.

After hundreds of millions of years, the dreadlocks style is out of fashion?

Tentacally, it depends on the individual!

Well that explains the plastic waste in the ocean

Almost as bad as an old guy like me trying to grow a ponytail at my age. My hair grows so slow, it may be a mute point.

This is really cute, Scott. Thank you!

Lose the bows, then you’re good! Stop being so whisy washy!

Is her name Dorothy?

Anything looks better than a bun, female or male.

I’m a-braid so.

Ask any goldfish!

Never!

Better agree or she’ll make anemone of you.

Well, the good thing is that nobody knows how old any of us are.

Yes, you’re too old.

You’re never too old for ponytails or pigtails.

They make you look fat.

At least it’s not a pixie cut.

Unless you are Pippi LongJellyFish

They look good on you. Nice choice.

I am seeing a nose and nose hairs, and now I can’t unsee it!

There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home…

Moved on from the Dreds?