Polar Bears can and do swim literally for miles. If the helicopter isn’t there already the scientist will go on a final exploration of urs marinus’ intestines
In the mean time, blaze Orange may be a detriment. Too many ‘choppers’ in the immediate vicinity. And one has a bottle of hot sauce, from the previous expedition.
allen@home over 1 year ago
You’ll need Airwolf dude. Polar bears can swim you know.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The choppers are already there. :)
Gent over 1 year ago
Too late for that now. Lets see which one gets the breakfast? Hmm… Me bets on the big one over there.
unfair.de over 1 year ago
Polar Bears can and do swim literally for miles. If the helicopter isn’t there already the scientist will go on a final exploration of urs marinus’ intestines
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
The Geological Survey of Canada equips all field parties in polar bear terrain with 12 gauge shotguns, loaded with solid shot.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Maybe the bears can keep each other at bay long enough for a chopper to get there.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
There is a slice of the Antarctic the size of TX that may break off. Estimated to raise sea level 10’.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Leave it to salmon else to rescue you.
ocarol7 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Perhaps your next contribution will be as polar bear sustenance…..
Mediatech over 1 year ago
The polar bears seem to be doing quite well, all things considered.
xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yes; Polar bears WILL predate humans. Too many of us come with a high body fat content so they have to watch out for that…
ladykat over 1 year ago
You’re polar bear food, bub!
goboboyd over 1 year ago
In the mean time, blaze Orange may be a detriment. Too many ‘choppers’ in the immediate vicinity. And one has a bottle of hot sauce, from the previous expedition.
buflogal! over 1 year ago
Wiley bears?
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Maybe they’ll find him in the scat.
wiatr over 1 year ago
I can’t bear it!
eudeswal over 1 year ago
this this your END my friend…..