Close to Home by John McPherson for February 15, 2023

Seems these days ya gotta please Everyone!

boxing gloves

Are those bathrooms? I would image that the part of the anatomy that uses the facilities is the same on both women, no?

Is there a men’s one for Zaphod?

New pronoun, us.

This is aboard a ship where two heads are better than one.

It’s 2023… everyone gets their own bathroom. Eventually it will somehow go full circle back to outhouses.

Does this mean that the lady on the left is what they’re calling “non-binary”?

Don’t blame Bleeb for staying out of this one.

um… okay. :\

I’m more worried that the silhouettes’ hands are ball-shaped.

Well, I never…..

At a new health facility, there were changing rooms for men, for women, for girls, and for boys. I asked if they have one for me, as I identify as a puppy. “No. Not funny.”

Well, that’s oddly specific…

Double breasted outfit. :)

Oh great. She’ll be there twice as long with 2 heads

Bowling balls.

You hear about the American Siamese twins who vacationed in England so the other one could drive?

The stadium always activates this bathroom when there’s a doubleheader.

I think the one on right had some work done.

Hey !!! When Igrew up we only had one bathroom and there were 8 of us,what’s the big deal? Can’t you see they’re twins joined together? Stop with your idiot opinions!!!

One two many Pan-Galatic Gargle Busters !

So we’re making fun of conjoined twins now? I’m sure Abby and Brittany Hensel wouldn’t find this very funny.

Since Bleeb likes to look up skirts: there should’ve been a conjoined version doing so here.