FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 19, 2023

where do you attach the two-liter bottle of root beer so you can drink said RB hands free from the bong?

A bong probably not just using it for soda

shouldn’t Paige be working on her tan?

I normally don’t agree with Andy and her helicopter parenting sometimes….but on THIS subject, well….

If you want to practice Spring Break Peter, eat 5 or 6 Mentos and then chug a can of soda … results will show you how most Spring Breaks end up.

The problem isn’t with the coconut shell or root beer bong, the problem is calling it soda. It should be correctly referred to as pop. :D

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/03/17

Yes, Andy did make Peter throw away his root beer bong. But like the glutton he is, Peter thought ahead to future acts of gluttony and had multiple backups made and hid them around the house.

wonder if she put lime soda in her coconut

A little early for high school spring break, isn’t it? They’re usually just before or just after Easter – in part so the schools’ baseball and softball teams can compete in week-long tournaments

The technical term is root bong.

I hope Paige didn’t put the lime in the coconut …

Since a soda has ice cream it it, she would need a spoon, too.

Sorry, that thing reminds me of a toilet plunger.

ARGH!!! WHY isn’t Foxtrot DAILY in “The Buffalo News?!?”>:(

Dad better check his liquer supply, looks too much like a pina collada…

Do I even want to know where that came from?

It’s gonna be hard getting that coconut through the bong tube.

That’s not a bong. That’s a root beer funnel.

I’d rather drink from the coconut.

To prepare for Spring Break this year, you need to cover yourself in seaweed.

Whoa…

bong? looks more like a funnel

If it gets the job done….