When one tries to be politically correct they must remember it subjugates them to those they are addressing. Or as my grandfather always said; speak the truth and say it like you mean it; yes-people are pathetical and easly manipulated
That’s the problem with emails, texts and letters….if your words don’t get the point across, or the spirit in which it was written, you have to use blunt force sarcasm and threatening words…
Just leave that ‘cereal’ company and buy a higher end product that is better for your pet. Just like humans, the better the food, the better the pet’s health is.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Just “Purina,” and sign off with “Sincerely.”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Harry’s drawings of cats are becoming better than his drawings of dogs.
profbob over 1 year ago
Start with a Meow and end with a Bark.
Georgette Washington Bunny over 1 year ago
It would be better to find specific individuals to write to. Letters address generally are easier for companies to ignore.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
He truly is a sweet pup.
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
Put the word food in quotes.
For example…, Dear Purina, we have some thoughts on your cat and dog “food”.
That will sufficiently convey your displeasure.
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
When one tries to be politically correct they must remember it subjugates them to those they are addressing. Or as my grandfather always said; speak the truth and say it like you mean it; yes-people are pathetical and easly manipulated
thight1944 over 1 year ago
It seems some are more easily manipulated by lies than by the truth.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
“Dear incompetent buffoons”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
That’s the problem with emails, texts and letters….if your words don’t get the point across, or the spirit in which it was written, you have to use blunt force sarcasm and threatening words…
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Hand drawing emojis expressing displeasure have more impact.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just leave that ‘cereal’ company and buy a higher end product that is better for your pet. Just like humans, the better the food, the better the pet’s health is.
uniquename over 1 year ago
“Dear Lousy Cooks”
ladykat over 1 year ago
Dear Purina: Your food sucks.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Dear Purina, your food tastes like sh!t. Having dined on my own feces before, I would know!
KEA over 1 year ago
“Sirs:” would be a good formal start
4892624 over 1 year ago
Does their llama chow come from China?
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
“To whom it may concern?”
jfikse Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why Purina? Is there news I haven’t heard?