Kliban by B. Kliban for March 27, 2023

Cumberbatch’s cinnamon v. Cinnabon’s cummerbun?

DON’T PLUG IT IN!!!!!

Where is the Transitional Missing Link that bridges the Cumbersome Gap?

Unfortunately, as useless as a cummerbund on a radish.

One evening, Kliban was ‘naval gazing’ after ingesting some psilocybin when his mind careened into a very odd twisting of a phrase.

Guys at the Steenbeck film edit bench factory were dropping acid again.

I think the apparatus is used to make soup from the asparagus, the cucumbers are just for garnish

Why does panel 1 remind me of “Crimes of the Future”?

40% of tested applicants have a stronger urine smell after eating asparagus and it is attributed to genetics.