Close to Home by John McPherson for February 28, 2023

I can see the wife thinking big deal.

she wants to know when that enthusiasm will be turned on the dishes…

If he were in the NBA, he would have slam dunked it.

She’ll penalize him for excessive celebration.

Savour the little victories.

You should see him when he’s just used the bathroom.

What really happened:

“I took out the garbage, made a perfect throw to the can. Yep, hit him right in the numbers… and he dropped it!”

My wife used to make me take it out too…but honey i have the hard job…i have to make it and every week you make me start all over……

Basketball star huh??

Must be a place kicker.

Oooooaffff!

Hi, Bleeb! Aren’t you way out of position?

As a QB, would that mean he got ‘sacked’, too?

The NFL QB would have a dishwasher and a servant to take out the trash.

You don’t have to be an NFL quarterback to savor victories like that!

Most husbands?

Too many shots to the head…

It looks like Bleeb’s into pot again.

It was about time to take out that trash…its odor was becoming offensive.

She is just happy to get him to take out the garbage.

No wonder Gisele wanted to leave Brady

More like an “armchair” quarter back. I doubt a starting NFL quarterback would have a wife doing dishes by hand.

Judging by his excessive celebration, he doesn’t do that often.

Now go wash your hands.

Middle age exuberance strikes. Unless that’s her son, then, the little joy’s of puberty. Ya pays your nickle and ya takes your choice…

I’ll bet she takes a ‘pass’ on that!!!

He’s expressing his inner cheerleader

She is about to put him in a dark room until he settles down.

“At home with a retired NFL quarterback.”