Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 18, 2023

Stop. I’ve heard it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I care.

just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale…

I’m not sure how many times I’ve heard it.

It’s such a good story that it’s like “Who’s counting?”

It was a mercy killing.

You must know my brother.

…………today.

2020

Worse – “Long story short…” (It rarely is)

I have a BIL that tells the same stories over and over. I wish i only heard them 30 times.

And that is what it is like being married and why you need time apart; to get new stories.

…why there are so few survivors on desert isles

Not worries. Ninja Sloth on that tree and he will stops ya before ya even knows it.

“Stop me if..” “STOP!”.

STOP…

Now we know why only one person was rescued from the island.

Stop!

He’s only heard it 29 times, so no worries.

Maybe, just read his palm, once, and then, let him alone.