FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 06, 2023

good to know you’re procrastinating by watching fish swimming around, Paige

Depending on the geometry, it can be very exciting.

Our dentist office has a huge tank filled with gorgeous fish. My younger daughter always heads straight to it to watch them until we’re called in. She’s 18 now and it’s still the first thing she does when we arrive…even when they have a movie showing.

They are Angel fish, Paige, not Angle fish although there is such as thing as an Angler Fish.

Yep.

If everybody had an aquarium and watched their fish for 1/2 an hour a day, half the country’s psychiatrists would be out of a job.

I LOVED Geometry. It made my life congruent.

Try hermit crabs if you want boring.

Hey, take what you can get.

If you want more excitement, get a lava lamp.