Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 18, 2023

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Also: Oysters make pearls themselves – and as a gem, the pearl is good enough (as jewelry) to satisfy them. [Kidney stones are not enough to satisfy humans as jewelry.]

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 1 year ago

    How do you know they don’t? Have you ever seen an oyster dressed up to go to the opera?

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    cervelo  over 1 year ago

    And we get a little chemistry course to boot…

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    cathluk  over 1 year ago

    In Victorian times people made jewelry and art out of the hair of the decreased. Ewwww

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Clever, cute, and just a light touch of snark on the side.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    improbable + improbable does not = probable.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Humans make jewelry to feel beautiful. Oysters are satisfied the way they are.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Have yet to find an oyster with sufficient dexterity to carve kidney stones.

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    jconnors3954  over 1 year ago

    Silly squared!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Like doesn’t dissolve like on GoComics. The likes accumulate. Just look at the heart to the right of the strip.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    It’s kind of funny how wearing parts of animals is considered either fashionable or barbaric, depending on what parts you wear.

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    blah_duh  over 1 year ago

    I use the same logic when talking to four-year-olds, and they’re always satisfied.

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    Lambutts  over 1 year ago

    Have you ever seen an Asian with a tattoo spelled in English on their arm?

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