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This is an “off-menu” item at the Bath Mat Factory cafeteria. If you ask for it by name, they will open a can, pour it into a bowl, throw it into the microwave, and present it to you. Sporks are at the end of the line, with the napkins. You WILL be required to stand out of line for a bit while they prepare your special meal, of course.
(Not available at the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria Drive-Thru window.)
Ramen noodle soup is a competitor … Rock, Paper, Ramen …!
Interesting statement found on Gaggle:
Maruchan produces 3.6 billion packages of Ramen Noodle Soup a year. If the noodles were all strung together they would reach all the way from earth to the planet Mars and back.
Is that Vlad’s picture on that can? I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. I also would not go up against Vlad in a game of Rock Paper Beefaroni. He really brings the beef.
“Chef Frog-ar-dee” sounds familiar: I just can’t quite put my finger on it [actually I can on the can, if I open a certain kitchen cabinet]. It must be supplementary to one’s main diet, no?
I can also find kitchen scissors in a drawer near that cabinet; these scissors are good for cutting anything that needs to be cut. Playing “rock, paper, scissors,” however, is Not Done in my kitchen, unlike this frivolous Froglandia display. Sisyphos runs a tight ship and cuts no slack after a full day of rock-pushing. Wrap that, PaperBoy….
A few years ago, I learned that “Chef Boyardee” was a real person, Ettore Boiardi, an Italian immigrant to the U.S. He opened a restaurant in Cleveland, and later started canning some of his sauces. I suspect that the canned ravioli and other pasta dishes that I knew as a kid were not up to his restaurant standards.
This Frog-ar-dee fellow must have been a distant cousin.
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Rock splashes Beefaroni. Beefaroni makes paper soggy.
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
Jings and Crivens, at least use a can o’ haggis lassie…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Morning wife, time to scragg my sweet lady frogg-ar-dee.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Hey Sugar! Hey Ray!
Tell em who we are…
Well were big rock singers,
We got golden fingers,
We’re loved everywhere we go…
New Jersey Chef, Cajun frog ar wee..
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
Grammer Police
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This is an “off-menu” item at the Bath Mat Factory cafeteria. If you ask for it by name, they will open a can, pour it into a bowl, throw it into the microwave, and present it to you. Sporks are at the end of the line, with the napkins. You WILL be required to stand out of line for a bit while they prepare your special meal, of course.
(Not available at the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria Drive-Thru window.)
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 2 years ago
W/Frog Balls.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Lions and tigers and staplers, Oh my!
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
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The half-life of Beefaroni exceeds the half-lives of rock and scissors (combined).
Radish... almost 2 years ago
The can must be opened with scissors.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Ramen noodle soup is a competitor … Rock, Paper, Ramen …!
Interesting statement found on Gaggle:
Maruchan produces 3.6 billion packages of Ramen Noodle Soup a year. If the noodles were all strung together they would reach all the way from earth to the planet Mars and back.
painedsmile almost 2 years ago
Beef-a-roni isn’t so bad. It beats starving.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Where does Beefaroni stand in the heirarchy?
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Is that Vlad’s picture on that can? I wouldn’t eat that if I were you. I also would not go up against Vlad in a game of Rock Paper Beefaroni. He really brings the beef.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
“Chef Frog-ar-dee” sounds familiar: I just can’t quite put my finger on it [actually I can on the can, if I open a certain kitchen cabinet]. It must be supplementary to one’s main diet, no?
I can also find kitchen scissors in a drawer near that cabinet; these scissors are good for cutting anything that needs to be cut. Playing “rock, paper, scissors,” however, is Not Done in my kitchen, unlike this frivolous Froglandia display. Sisyphos runs a tight ship and cuts no slack after a full day of rock-pushing. Wrap that, PaperBoy….
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
A few years ago, I learned that “Chef Boyardee” was a real person, Ettore Boiardi, an Italian immigrant to the U.S. He opened a restaurant in Cleveland, and later started canning some of his sauces. I suspect that the canned ravioli and other pasta dishes that I knew as a kid were not up to his restaurant standards.
This Frog-ar-dee fellow must have been a distant cousin.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…rock…
…paper…
…can opener…