B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 15, 2023

Let’s hope there are not strong breezes, last thing we need is turtle/tortoise nudity!

Oh no!!!

or maybe shell bugs?

Having his shell fumigated?

Is John okay? He looks a little pail.

He’s really going to shell out the money for this.

This was not on John’s bucket list …

He looks like a hermit crab, or turtle.

Just the thought of bedbugs makes my skin grow pale! And I just want to crawl into a pail!

For a second I thought John had kicked the bucket……..

So how long are you going to have to wear the pail, John?

A turtle’s shell is actually made of fused together parts of the backbone and ribs, etc. A turtle cannot leave it’s shell. That makes a lot of jokes impossible…….sorry: science is science and truth is truth.

He probably picked up that bucket along the shoulder of the highway. That’s how I got most of mine over the years.

Boy, have I got some bedbug killer for you. It’s the one spray that works. I’d paid over $1500 for two professional treatments, but they came back each time. This spray really works. If they come back, at least it’ll cost less. Much less.

LOL! This too, shell pass

You should have never let that, nasty bedbug infested Bird on your shell.

there must be a ‘bucket list’ gag to be had here. Or ’I’m living in a bucket down by the river!’ take off. But at least he has an RP (Recreational Pail. With a bale.)

More like shell bugs…

Gotta watch who you let crawl in your shell! :-)

They are hardly phased … even by Zyklon B.

Time to upgrade the shell. Just play another shell game. Yip yip yip yip yip

If you haven’t had the pleasure… THEY’RE NOT! … and challenging to get rid of

If he’s going to fumigate for bed bugs, he might also want to tackle those pesky termites

Don’t kick the bucket.

Where’s the shovel?