Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 13, 2023

Certainly lacking any vestige of a “magnetic” personality.

Don’t worry. That Pepto-Bismol he’s making will take care of it.

Newton was a very, very mean person.

Newton is often criticized for devoting so much of his life to alchemy. But alchemy was the chemistry of his day.

an apple to the head…

a stick to the butt…

Zack was getting it from all sides

This must be when he discovered Apple.

As a teenager he played sports. He was positively jockular, then.

He also invented/discovered calculus, but his best invention was the cat door.

He didn’t fully understand the gravitas of the situation yet.

All you slackers! It’s always the same, dump the hard work on one guy.

“And your gravitas fails

And negativity don’t pull you through"

(Bob Dylan)

Isaac’s become a real pain in the gravitass.

He’s such a downer!

Tell him to go take a nap – under an apple tree.

Let’s not forget that he also came up with the idea of putting ridges on the edge of coins to keep people from snipping the edges. He was Master of The Royal Mint ya know.

I thought he was quoting Father Mulcahy.