That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 06, 2023

Trying to get blood from a turnip.

Buddy got inspiration from emptying a wine filled gourd before every act.

Dibs on the random gourd juice!

Despite his mother’s warnings, Tadzio liked to suck helium from birthday balloons to make his voice sound like one of “The Chipmunks.”

Early versions of Viewmaster did not sell well until porn discs came out.

Willie was a strange kid, for show and tell he told his of earliest memories of breastfeeding

Bucky, a hipster, Polish jug player, is shown here trying to shake the chewing gum he accidentally blew into his instrument earlier.

Many wondered how Peter Pan ended up in his little fantasy world; let’s just say the juice left in this gourde was about a month old and well-fermented.

While Yorick still had a little flesh left on his skull.

Last night before going to sleep I posted three poems here and got one reply. This morning I no longer see them, (or a comment I had posted on Bozo), either here or on my Profile page. My posts from previous days are still visible to me in both places. I am hoping that this is a warning that I crossed a line by using words from the censored list, and not a full out ban where I am no longer visible to anyone else, but the only way to know that is to see whether this post gets any Likes or Replies. In any event, I will follow the rules of the house and avoid using words here which some find offensive.

“Alas poor Yorick I knew him well”

Ah jest love livin’ the hill billy life…moon shine and all dem cousins!

Bucky the elf at a bar after having been fired by Santa.

Tokin’ on dad’s bota bag?

The young drinker: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Eugeniusz Zak" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string with jeune, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this perhaps roughly jumbo envelope size painting. I say perhaps because the museum’s online webpage lists nearly square dimensions; it isn’t square. I’ve written the museum.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3091 (March 6, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

P.S. Earlier I mentioned that Call me Ishmael had left a comment at the blog. Actually, he had left earlier and now later comments there, but as Joe Boyle (had forgotten that use here; so far, not for this entry though).

Grant liked the juice from the spermazoa fruit tree. it made him feel young.

For TiP in general, definitely not today’s: https://www.gocomics.com/onaclaireday/2023/03/06?ct=v&cti=1538392

They’re worried about our comments, and we’re looking at a guy with “undone” pants???? :)

If you go on messing with your head with this laughing gas, kid, someday, you’ll forgot to put pants on in the morning before you got your photo taken and put all over social media…