Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 19, 2023

mhm that’s why you’re stuck doing laundry on other days shrug

Hmm, I’ve never sat next to a hot Aunty Acid either. Do you come here often?

Aunty Acid will melt your heart away — and all the rest of you.

You mean hot flashes?

I used to be hot. The hot flashes started with the fibromyalgia.

Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Compared to Aunty the bearded lady is hot.

My wife referred to hot flashes as her “Personal Summer.” Reason number 97 why I am glad I am not a girl.

My body temperature in 97.1. This is sort of borderline between mammal and reptile.

Because my body wants to maintain this temperature, it radiates the excess heat. In other words, I am warm to the touch: a fact my wife appreciated on a cold winter’s night under the covers. She claimed it was like sleeping with a radiator.

I was sitting shoulder to shoulder with a woman on a couch at a Christmas Party and she noticed this heat which brought up a conversation similar to the paragraph above. We were shouting at each other because the music was loud.

She shouted, “Your wife must really appreciate it on a cold night.” At this moment, the music stopped abruptly and the whole room heard her continue the sentence, “You must be great in bed.”

Aunty, they have medications to help you thought menopause so that those sitting next to you don’t have to suffer as well.

Dream on, Aunty!

Well, they have certainly been seated next to a deluded person… ☺

You shouldn’t be flying when you have a temperature.

Is it the pear shaped body or the triangular pink hairdo that are most responsible for making her hot?

I once sat next to what appeared to be the perfect man for me – it turned out he was from Alaska and our plane was non-functioning and we were quickly evacuated and we were all rerouted. Never saw him again.

It’s because of her minnow paws.

The odds of 2 hot people that are unrelated on the same row is pretty low.

Aunty always thinks well of herself, doesn’t she?

Don’t get overheated.

I like this new, easy-to-read format!

Yeah, hot and sweaty.