Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 31, 2023

… and the latest of his life

His nose doesn’t stand a chance.

Yuck.

It’s Aunty’s SWAT Dream!

Don’t get Walt’s nose out of joint, Aunty.

Good choice Ged, if it was the other way you would be immediately cancelled

Where was Aunty when the fly landed on Pence’s head?

Umm. Seems as if Walt is aware of the mosquito, let him take care of it…and keep your flyswatter to yourself.

“Hold still, Harry” “Marv? Marv?MARV!”

You’re saving his life. I mean, mosquitos … malaria. ;-)

From Wham-O

Those other 40 whacks were a bit much, though… ☺

Aunty, I think Walt can swat his own skeeter.

From M*A*S*H

Hawkeye: “Hold still Frank” and then hits Frank Burns in the face with a rolled up newspaper.

Frank: “Did you get it?”

Hawkeye: “Get what?”

Now she’ll have a real excuse, instead of all those imaginary mosquitos.

Snot gonna happen.

A swat might be more acceptable than a face full of Raid spray

Aunty Acid swung the swatter

And made her hubby Walt’s eyes water.

Claiming the skeeter wasn’t dead

She slapped him more times on the head.

“Golly, Dear, my head’s so sore

Must you slap me anymore?”

Said Aunty A, “This one’s so tough

A mere few swats were not enough.

So be quiet and just endure it,

This bug must die, I will ensure it!”

Ya should live on the southern coast! Skeeters best taken care of by Orkin monthly!