The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 23, 2023

Diet Coke Bear.

sicky Spillane

Out here in the internet, a line would form to clean up catwoman’s litter.

Fights – very wimpy, laughable fights – would erupt for the privilege.

The Codfather where everyone sleeps with the fishes

Thor thould jutht take thome athpirin.

I had to lookup “wakanda” because I don’t read comic books. Yes, I see the irony in that.

Perry Mason, the brick layer!

A Fish Called Wakanda made me laugh out loud this morning. Thanks, Scott!

Reminds me of the time the Norse God of Thunder woke up the morning after an orgy and noticed a beautiful Valkyrie squatting in the bushes. He smiled at her and said, “Hi there! I’m Thor!” She replied, “You think you’re thor? Mithter, I’m tho thor I can hardly pith!”

”The Mat Tricks Olympicks” — Simone Biles retrospective

”Rid Ticks” — Dog Relief from poly-ticks

”Wild Strawberries Shake” — Vodka kick in after-skoal drink

”Rocky: The Early Years” — On his rocking horse

”Rocky: The Final Years” — In his rocking chair

”Blade Runner: Stop Running” — Don’t run with sharp objects!

”Termin-X” — The last model terminator uses chemical warfare

”Bud Wiser” — Frat boy party morning after survivor: Never again!

A couple of these first drafts may have made a better movie than the finish product.

“Thongs: what Thinatra things!”

Excellent. And the panel about Thore is no sillier than the last movie!

Why is there smoke coming from the hyperbolic cooling towers in panel one? They only emit steam.

Moby Dick Is feeding. “A View to a Krill”.

The Cat Woman movie cracks me up!

Those towers are cooling towers. The only thing they emit is water vapor.

The best: A Fish Called Wakanda. – in honor of one of my all time favorite movies

Which Catwoman is it though??? I’m POTENTIALLY willing to clean her box . . . XD

After a huge party, the young nymph entered his room and he said, “I’m Thor.” She replied, “I’m so thore I can hardly pith.”

Night Of The Living Ted Talk.

Legally bland .. starring Lou Pohl.

I think that top-right panel is of a Fem-Bot on its back after firing both barrels.

Catwoman is the best!