Clay Bennett for March 14, 2023

I’m familiar with newspapers, but I never saw that movie.

Do they still have paper editions of the “newspaper”?

Maybe when America was Great Again.

.

O’ course, that was when tax revenue from businesses was about 50% of tax revenue, not about 33% like it is now.

Sadly, they’re an endangered species.

The staff of our local newspaper is no longer local and there’s no local news in it except for obituaries. If it wasn’t for the obits and the comics I’d drop the digital version too.

“everything everywhere all at once” is called the Internet. Paper is the name for the Dead Tree Storage Method.

If anyone still paid attention to true journalists…

Yep.

It all too many cases it went from “All the news that fits” to “All the bad grammar and misinformed or politically slanted ‘reporting’ that is just the opinions of the advertisers from out of state or even out of the country that we can cram into about 10 pages including all the ads and the past 3 weeks of obits”

What do people use to line their bird cage or wrap their fish? I too, canceled my local newspaper because it got too costly and had shrunk up to almost nothing.

A little jealous of Michelle Yeoh’s award, are we, Mr. Bennett?

Will Rogers (1879-1935) was known to say, "All I know is what I read in the papers.” Today, he’d be directed to a website, a podcast, or a tweet; in other words, he would be (as we used to say) SOL.

Online papers are great. Currently down to 2.

A woke movie.

I’ll wait for the movie. OH. They made one? Great!

Jamie Lee Curtis forgot to thank Michael Meyers in her acceptance speech.Mike’s teed off,next sequel coming up.

I never heard of this movie until the Oscars. Has anyone seen it??

Also known as “Congress” and “Senate.”

Minus all the news that doesn’t fit our Liberal agenda,

Today’s print media can’t afford the multiverse correspondents of yore.

And I weep at their slow demise, all because today’s generation, and probably the one before it, prefer Facebook and Twitter.

One of the few left.