Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 22, 2023

It’s harmless once as long as they don’t get into the habit.

Monks be monking.

See if they can keep it up for a couple of decades!

I also think they must be twins.

They’ve been practicing for this ever since they became monks.

SILENCE! I keel you

Actually they’re in the middle of a duel, just waiting for someone to count off 10 paces.

Man, those guys don’t Monk-ey around, do they?

Scowls in cowls.

If you’re abbey and you know it, don’t clap your hands!! Shhh, quiet!

I chant stand it.

The other Brothers noticed an ‘edge’ in the Latin hymns they droned.

They were having an argument over their Fish & Chips restaurant, as to which would be the Fish Friar and which would be the Chip Monk.