Garfield by Jim Davis for April 26, 2023

And it was actually getting good too!

dog’s owner needs to tighten the collar a little more

this joke fall flat

That joke got away from him.

And so does Fozzy bear.

It’s because they can’t change colors? Oh wait. I guess he said comedians.

also why some collars are useless.

Bad case of A.D.D.

Some dogs do comedy very well. Examples include Eddie the dog in Frasier and Astor the dog in the Thin Man movies.

“What did one plate say to Squirrel?” Perhaps an inadvertent tribute to Boris Badenov……

“Dinner is on me”

Chasing squirrel more fun than telling jokes.

Well now I want to know what the plate said to the squirrel dangit!

Squirrels, Dog worst enemy!!!

Not everybody is born to be a comedian.

Snoopy: Are you sure about that?

Escaped.

Is Garfield not the least bit concerned that the dog has shown he could easily slip out of his collar and maul him if he wanted to?!

At least he didn’t go for Garfield.

My ancient little bulldog is now completely blind and deaf but still loves to explore the backyard. One morning while I was having coffee on the patio I watched as she walked right up to a squirrel. They sniffed each other’s face then went their separate ways. I’m happy the squirrels seem to understand her blind curiosity.

Is that dog related to Dug from “Up”?

At least it wasn’t how bad dogs are at knock knock jokes. I’ve seen that one probably ten times.

Maybe this is obvious to the majority of readers, because no one asks, or explains the joke… But not for me! So, I looked up the joke. https://jokes.scoutlife.org/jokes/what-did-one-plate-say-to-the-other-plate/

That was funny, thanks Jim…

Ummmmm – if he can slip out of it that easily, maybe Garfield should stand back further…

ngl i prefer dogs 8/10

Many years ago we used to have Old English Sheepdogs. They have many fine qualities but intelligence is not one of them. Ours used to chase squirrels in the park but about half the time they would bark up the wrong tree.

I LOVE this pooch!!!

i posit snoopy as a counterargument.

seems like all a robber would need for a building protected by guard dogs is a pack of diversion squirrels

I love this. It reminds me of the grandkids trying to do ‘knock-knock’ jokes before they understood. It was hilarious.

That’s me doing chores. Every shiny new project comes to mind and I’m off in a different direction. Over and over and over.

Ha. Real cats are just as interested in squirrels.

And Shaun the Sheep of course first appeared alongside the greatest of screen dogs: Gromit!

Dogs are better comedians than cat’s.