Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 29, 2023

Apparently the cat dodge comes with restrictions.

Doesn’t want to share.

Serious MOL happens to me all the time!!

Bring him some green olives….cats love ’em!

Something Luddie won’t want me to share!

Nothing that the cat would want?

Good thing he’s asking Janis and not Madmartigan.

So, tuna’s out?

They fall asleep on you, and you hate to disturb them.

Cats – the Get Out of Jail Free card.

Our new cat jumped up on the table where I was having lunch and started drinking my milk right out of my glass. Love the little guy but that was a bit much.

I had a cat that loved Cantaloupe and another that ate corn off the cob, would clean the cob off perfectly.

Peckish? Did he curtail his Walpoling activites?

Bring him a cucumber !

In our house, that’s known as having a COLD- Cat On Lap Disorder.

I think my two cats are broken. They really don’t like human food or come running when the electric can opener is on.

My mom’s cat from 15 years ago loved peanuts.

Feline Induced Paralysis. Can be dangerous if the cat outlasts your bladder.

Take him raw broccoli…

Can’t disturb the cat. Fortunately for me, my cat never sits on my lap. It just sits at the foot of my recliner and yowls, or talks, if that’s what you call it.

Duh, move the cat outside and eat what you want.

It doesn’t matter what you would favor if you never get to taste the flavor.

It’s terrible—-having to sneak snacks because of your pet. Good way to diet tho.

YESTERDAY was Respect Your Cat Day, not today!!!!!

I never feel a mite peckish. I always feel mighty peckish.

Yup.