The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 01, 2023

That’ s not April fool, is cruelty.

The should be grounds for divorce.

She’ll only be staying for 4 weeks

“I mean the part about the water main…..”

April Fools! Her house was destroyed and she’s moving in permanently.

Haha! look at the expression on his face. I wish I could learn to draw like that!

Time to do some laundry.

That was in poor taste.

That’s one joke that could cause Brutus a heart attack.

Good one, Gladys.

This is how people have heart attacks.

I would have a heart attack if that old battle axe stayed with me overnight.

Brutus is thinking his worst nightmare is about to happen…Gladys could kill him with frights like that.

Brutus takes up plumbing

“Don’t do that! My heart can’t take it!”

(Brutus, do not sign that Life Insurance Policy!)

that’s not nice… but seeing his face when she said that was great though! :D

Brutus sighed a great sigh of relief and thanks for April fool!

That was a scary one, wasn’t it, Brutus?

For several seconds, Brutus was thinking of renting a room at a local Motel 6.

Hah! Great strip. It looks like Brutus is about to have a major heart attack in the second panel! You almost killed your hubby Gladys. Just another way Gargoyle could be the death of Brutus.

Not nice!

Brutus should fake a heart attack to teach her a lesson.

Ain’t no fool like an April FOOL! My Grandmother would have turned 119 today. Happy Birthday Grandma! Who me? I just turned 105!

Just for that he’s cancelling his insurance, to ensure you don’t pull that on him again.

Something like that could cause a weaker man’s heart to collapse. He’s in better shape than I thought….

SHAME ON YOU GLADYS!!

Thanks Chip that made my day, hilariously funny, reread still got a good laugh…

Brutus sighing, never knew Gladys had a sense of humor…

Gladys looked so serious and Brutus looked shocked, great setup Chip, caught me off guard too…

That is very mean!

At first, I thought it said “mama’s water broke”.

It’s probably a good thing that Brutus was momentarily struck mute. Today’s comic does make me appreciate that all I have extra today is a pug for a week. So far just two “notes” on the carpet, left when I put her back inside this morning before my dog and I left for the longer part of our walk. No way this little girl could breathe well enough to go that far.

Poor Brutus looks like he got the wind knocked out of him!

april fool! no, really, she’s only staying for three weeks…

That was no joke. It was cruel.

A rather popular restaurant in my area pulled what I and others considered to be a rather unfunny April Fool joke on their Facebook page today. They posted that, after decades of operation, they planned to close at the end of April due to increased operating costs. There were several figurative head explosions—mine among them—in the comments before the person who makes the posts for the restaurant admitted the post saying they were closing was an April Fool joke.

She really got you Brutus!

I thought he would soil himself.