Close to Home by John McPherson for April 23, 2023

But where are Dorothy and Toto? Bleeb scared them away?

That doesn’t qualify him for membership in a heavy metal band.

Just as I suspected. No heart.

Lead bottom.

What? No Buiick?

It adds up to 100%. He is from completely recycled materials. I’d like to know how far back they would have to go to find a native (ore) ancestor.

Now what would Scarecrows DNA be?

Made…

In…

China…

Wha… WHAT???

Hi, Bleeb.

My car is actually a second cousin to the tin man on the ICE side; the electric side is 80% washing machine.

Oz really got into recycling didn’t it?

In a sense the tin man did have a heart already providing good quality containers for goods and services

Put a sticker on his back that says, “recycle me”.

I always thought he was an “Oz-y”. :)

… but no heart.

Isn’t that him under the cord behind the monitor?

Bleeb’s the IT creature, who knew he was so talented.

John, very funny and your math is Wizardly…

I wonder what Bender would be made of.

He can always get a second opinion from 23andMetal.

He has a Campbell soup can as a second cousin and listens to Reynolds Wrap and Metallica.