Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for April 07, 2023

After all when they don’t get things their way, they turn into real turkeys.

We have a family of wild turkeys in our neighborhood. Sometimes we see them every day for a week. Other times, they disappear for months. Sometimes they fly up on the roofs of various houses. Fun birds.

Hmmmm, why did I think I’d see a bottle of booze there instead? LOL

Lets see what Peekaboo thinks about this.

You should let the Wookie win as well.

“Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.”

And that angry swan!

This can be settled with a .410 shotgun and a #6 pellet load. One shot to the head and fresh turkey for easter dinner.

or you may end up like this guy…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLsPmUOIow

Even Jack leaves Wild Turkey alone.

That’s why you are here, Pasquale, your mother let the Wild Turkey win.

There was a reason Ben Franklin liked the turkey.

Until hunting season.

A fresh addition to the strip’s menagerie.

My cats AND my dogs will tell you the same.

If cooked properly, wild turkey is rather good.

I’ve never tasted Wild Turkey. Strong alcohol burns my throat.

Very good advice. We have some wild turkeys floating around the city.

Back when I was stationed on Fort Ord, CA the wild turkeys would roost in the trees in the housing area. The neighborhood kids learned fast to leave them alone.

Yes, let the poor turkey survive the remaining months of thanks giving.

I’ve never seen one with an attitude like that!

Wait until he falls asleep and then conk him and cook him.

It’s a great advice.

We have 32 of them now, they roost in the trees way back on our property.

Pfft. Turkey dinner, rather.

Except at Thanksgiving or Christmas. Unless you like Christmas Goose instead.