Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 26, 2023

Listen to wise round-headed kid.

And with a nose like yours, that would really be a bigmove!

oh, the horror

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He’ll be lucky if that’s all that cat does to him.

Hey snooper dude, just get a red dot laser……..

I don’t think we’ve ever actually seen that cat. The closest we will get to seeing him is Brutus.

Who knew that making fun of the cat next door who beats you up all the time could result in you getting hurt?

It’s too cute a nose to lose : )

Ding…ding…ding…the light goes on.

Having had my nose broken, I assure you Snoopy, it does hurt.

Is the cat next door supposed to be Garfield?

Be careful Snoopy, you could get Cat Scratch Fever.

Our first cat thought he was the Alpha of the house for a few years as he would often act PO’d for no reason and just randomly attack the dog. That is until our daughter reached toddler age and fearlessly would drag his butt around the house by his neck or tail. Then as she got a little older, he became her fashion model when she would dress him in doll clothes. He had lost his soul by this time and I’m pretty sure I saw the dog laughing her own a$$ off one fashionable day.

Zap my Zinger and I’ll move your nose…to another part of your face…

gotcha.

Yeah, you just got the cast off your leg, you don’t want one on your nose now!

Even reading it hurts.

The cat remains stuck in the invisible world with the Little Red-Haired Girl and the Peanuts adults…

I think the cat is more of a “swipe your nose off” type

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Did try and warn you Snoop

Former neighbours in a former location had a pair of Yorkies that had been trained to be even more vicious than usual. One day they got out and got into our yard. There they tried to attack our little kitten. A six month old Norwegian Forest cat we called Ingrid. After she made quick work of them and we had called Animal Control to pick up the dead Yorkies she was rechristened as “Odinsdottir.” Don’t mess with the kitties.

That was a good one.

Charlie Brown, Globe-trotting troubleshooter; Lucy Van Pelt, World Wide Terrorist! ;-p

The elusive cat is a daredevil indeed. And where does the heroics of flying ace go when confronted with the Feline.

World War II would do that just for starters, Snoopy.

I always liked it when the cat knocked Snoopy upside the head. Of course, he never learned his lesson and continued to try and bully the cat. Beagles apparently are not a very intelligent breed.

Much like the actor Jamie Farr, I figure if you punch Snoopy in the nose, the nose would punch back.