Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 28, 2023

You don’t know which dialect that cat uses, Woodstock, you might have sent vulgarities .

can’t say you weren’t warned Snoopy!

Woodstock is a punk poet.

Those two aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Meow Mix commercial.

At least it wasn’t Vogon poetry.

I would have thought that he’d enjoy Cat-ullus

Never mind. Snoopy still has his downstairs area, pool table and all.

What is the translation of the poem? I have only been able to translate the first line: “There once was a cat from Nantucket…”

How big is the stuipd cat next door !

“He told it wrong. And since when do Irishmen drop their aitches?”

Translation: Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature …. (From Ode to Spot by Data of TNG)

How about… “The Bad Thing About a Kitten Is That It Always Grows Up To Be A Cat” ~ Ogden Nash

I think Woodstock said something offensive in that poem.

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD STYLE:HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUHHUH HUH HUH HUH HUH(Haiku, of course)

There once was a cat from Nantucket…

Then why did you bother doing that, you moron?

HAR! Funny stuff

Now, that’s one big cat. I had a big cat once. She was big boned and strong. While I was sitting down, she’d try to rub against my leg, but, in doing so, push the leg across the floor.

Impressive damage for one swipe :0

That’s because the cat prefers bawdy cat limericks.

Should have tried "Meow meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow meow.

It wasn’t the content, it was the delivery.

lol

That’s a gully cat alright!

Should we see Snoopy’s pool table and Van Gogh amoung the ruins of the dog house?

That cat has been “juicing”

Woodstock can talk?

Isn’t that poetic?

“Terence this is stupid stuff!”

The seven words you can’t say on TV – cat version

The SLASH! gets more and more efficient…

You don’t wave a red flag in front of a bull.

Although I heard once that bulls are color blind.

Snoopy ……… I believe that you need a new Dog House …… maybe a steel one this time ……. :)

Maybe the cat just hates awful poetry.

Stop antagonizing World War II. It’ll end in a body cast if you don’t

You think?!

Well, Snoopy, this is what you get for having Woodstock trash talk with next door cat – Catastrophe (pronounced Cat-a-stro-fee in my best Daffy Duck voice)!

Don’t poke the bear? More like don’t tease the cat.

That must be the Sabre-tooth variant of a cat…