Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 14, 2023

Stop watching TikTok videos.

Happy Landing!!!

ET he is not; and into the gravity well he goes

Extreme sports.

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) a few years later.

Hold that thought.

You weren’t thinking, I’d say.

“No problem! It’s just gravity…”

You’re thinking “What was/am I thinking?”

you weren’t

You were listening to the Tarzan yell in your head.

Oy! Have a good trip……☹️

“I wonder if my insurance covers ‘jack*ss’?”

He’s worried now, but likely he won’t be worried long.

No BLISS for YOU today??

Hurtling down a wooded trail may be scary for a young fellow, it’s downright terrifying for an old geezer. Speaking from experience.

Managed to regain control, but scary just the same.

In a moment, you’ll be thinking about your life flashing before your eyes.

No helmet. I guess he does not want an open casket funeral.

Not one of your better ideas.

He died doing what he loved, careening out of control down a rocky slope wondering when had he become so stupid.

You wasn’t ……… that was your first mistake ……. :)

Just hope the airbags work.

I was in Marin County driving in the mountains on a narrow road when two bicyclists approached around a corner at high speed downhill. One of them was riding on the wrong side of the road so he could talk with the other. He had to ditch down a mountain slope and was lucky to land on soft pine needles. Talking is NOT the most important part of biking.

timing is everything

Wait till you do the trails on a bike, then say that…

However, if you make it down alive, this will be your greatest story ever. The irony is, without video evidence, no one will believe you…..

The entire rock face looks like a giant bear!

wasn’t (thinkin)

He’s annoyed because he forgot his music. Down hill like that goes perfectly with Rawhide, as performed by the Dead Kennedys. Cattle Drive by Man or Astro-Man? is also great.

Still don’t believe Darwin?

I’m thinking :AW SH**!"