Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2023

Yeah. There’s a lot of that about.

Me: “I’ve got a runny nose.”

WebMD: “Get in the coffin. Just get in.”

Sounds like syndromitis.

Ms. T, Ms. T., The sanity of The Bird Flew Syndrome, must of escaped Frida, because of reading funnies instead?

What could be a kite Tonight but bear poop on Bunny Fur.

Hitler hey Furrier Adolf you too.

I listened to a podcast recently about someone who had to go on long-term intravenous feeding. One of the things that happened: his taste buds went away and his tongue became smooth. It was like the non-patchy version of geographic tongue.

https://radiolab.org/episodes/197243-gutless

Insomniac hypochondriacs rejoice! WebMD is online.

Is that all?

Does the person with the glasses have a name? Because they ought to introduce themselves to Frida at some point. That way, she can make them one of her syndromes.

The things one learns from Frog Applause!

" I’ve got every ailment known to man

From African mumps to dishpan hands

Hypochondriac syndrome ….it hurts here, it hurts there, it hurts every where you touch…

When in England in the 90’s,Mad Cow was ravaging some countries…we were afraid to eat the beef….it’s just as well…the English boil the hell out of all their food…

Had lunch at Christopher Wrens Cottage…it was just ok…I was yearning for a grilled steak the whole trip….☺️

They are all just symptoms of lupus. (Dr. House: “It’s never lupus.”)

At the behest of their lawyers, online medical sites usually contain the following statement in one form or another:

“Consult with your physician or other qualified healthcare provider.”

( duh )

No Munchausen’s?

Frida is but the Shorty Midget.

Aww. Too bad. Frida’s obviously a goner! I expect tomorrow we’ll be tucking her into her shoebox-coffin whilst trying to avoid infection!

Or, alternately, Frida could quit the hypochondriacal practice of reading web shamanistic “medicine” sites….

…Hey!…

…I have all those…

…plus Crones disease…