The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 10, 2023

Yeah Moneybags, you don’t have a choice, they have a monopoly.

you may up in jail, directly to jail!

Where’s the men’s room? I have to GO.

Per Wikipedia:

Parker Brothers (known by Parker outside of North America) was an American toy and game manufacturer which in 1991 became a brand of Hasbro. More than 1,800 games were published under the Parker Brothers name since 1883. Among its products were Monopoly, . . .

I want to pass go again!!!

Why not let him? If he rolls a 6, you can just pocket what the company doesn’t need.

It was fine when it was just Parker Brothers who ran the company. Things have not been quite the same since Hasbro took ownership.

Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind

Sic the Scotty dog on her. Give her the boot. Her customer-relation skills would fit into a thimble!

Rich Uncle Pennybags meets Reddy Kilowatt!

Did he ride Reading Railroad to get there?

He passed GO but forgot to collect his $200.00

He seems to be staring at her Community Chest.

I hope they iron this out soon…

Either that or you have to roll 10 dice.

Clever but WHY would he want to pay “10 times” the amount?

I don’t get it. Admittedly, I haven’t played monopoly since the 90’s…but, I don’t get it.

Now, take your little shoe, thimble, and dog, jump in that car of yours and get back to Park Place where you belong.

I loved playing this with my cousins. I didn’t cheat but they were younger. Funny to see their angst at times. I did let them win at times. ;)

She should get bopped on the head with a lead pipe in the billiard room by Colonel Mustard.

Go to jail. Go directly to jail.

Except for Business College, most useless game invented. Now, how about a little Trivial Pursuit?

If he starts to cry, he’s really gonna bring on the water works…

He feels like he’s being railroaded.

How do you think he got to be Mr Pennybags? By being cheap.