Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 03, 2023

She can deliver Easter Eggs to my house anytime.

The A.I. couldn’t decide whether the suit was supposed to be strapless? Or is this a fashion trend of which I was previously unaware?

You’re no bunny until some bunny loves you!

The physiques … I mean physics … of that one strap bra are “very interesting” to quote Arte Johnson…

One of them seems ready to fall out of its holder.

Why can’t I have five fingers?

Well John, she certainly looks bright-eyed. Now, just imagine if you had described her as “bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.”

Thus, the Lorgnette Style of swimsuit. What a spectacle!

Pin-up girl !!!!!

She looks like jail bait.

I prefer my eggs served … er … over easy.

The Cadbury rabbit has some serious competition!

I would like mine scrambled please

When Marcie from “Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown” finally figured out how to do the eggs, she turned out pretty fine!

ain’t no hiding those two BIG eggs!! (or the gumdrops on the ends!)

The last thing SHE needs is egg on her face! ☺️

GAL: No, those are real. It’s my hand that had the plastic surgery.

READER: So YOU…GOT A… hand job??? slobber/stutter/faint

Oh just get me fried, babe!

Ai, ai, ai! ☺

Hey, Babe - nice -— ears!

How do you want your eggs this morning? Unfertilised.

Makes me want to get a bunny to pet.

Very pretty.

Sweetheart, I’ll show you even more fun, just let me scramble YOUR eggs.

does she have 6 fingers?

I’ve never tried coloring scrambled eggs. Where did I put that food coloring?

“How would you like your eggs tomorrow?” “Unfertilized”

My kind of Easter bunny