Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 10, 2023

Why is the Bishop telling him this?

Would a Holy Squirrel be a religiose nut?

Ram him, bite him, peck him, poop on him. &*%$ that monarch now! (to the tune of “Hold That Tiger”)

Agreed. Think more developers need to feel the consequences of when they flatten natural lands where there is plenty of abandoned developed land already.

I’m surprised that there wasn’t a skunk there. They are usually a popular addition in groups of cartoon animals. Many would say that the Fink is a skunk but he would then be meeting a literal skunk.

Occupy the castle!

It looks like the King is in for a fur-ball of a fight.

Ah, displaced personnel!

Short little FINK!!!

It’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature. Yip yip yip yip yip

King is almost in checkmate. Bishop, do something!

Maybe the King got rooked

The Bishop’s got a miter, while the Fink’s got a biter.

They don’t look happy, either…

The occupants don’t seem happy, Fink.

Cue Monty Python’s “Lumberjack Song”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM

The pope used to be head of state….

Owl’s well that ends well.

Animals, don’t waste time, time to trample and bite the fink.

I thought occupants were eight-legged trousers.

When animals attack.

Now that’s a strong lobby group.

The Sierra Club, for decades, succeeded in blocking timber harvest in the Black Hills. The resultant failure to thin the forest resulted in pine beetle infestations that destroyed thousands more trees than properly managed harvest would have removed.