Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 21, 2023

Aging is mandatory. Maturing is optional.

Age not lest ye be aged!

Expensive sports cars and Viagra.

As Jimmy Buffet puts it: I’m growing older but not up My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck Let those winds of time blow over my head I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead

Ok Jeff we’re you stoned when you came up with this one. Ethylene affects the “ripening process”. And superheroe movies “control” the human maturing process?

It’s possible he means that ‘super hero movies’ get old fast. At least they did for me, back when explosions became the most used ‘visual effect’ to make a point.

One day I may get old enough to where I can no longer have fun. But I hope I never get old enough to decide that no one else should, either.

Like the way Frazz is cleaning the apple on his sleeve!

Odd that he would be eating a banana, the fruit that tries to age itself.

Wow. Bigot much?

An adult acting like a 9-year-old is just sickening.

??? Since adding ethelene gas SPEEDS the fruit ripening/maturing process, as Mr. Spaetzle is ‘aging too fast’ already, WHY would he want more of it? It’d make (logical) sense if he were referring to some hyperactive knee-biters swarming around him, but….

While ethylene speeds up the ripeningof fruits these superhero movies makes people less mature.