Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 18, 2023

Must be playing “Eyes Without a Face”.

I do this when I’m driving and JS Bach is on air

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been on an elevator that had muzak.

I can’t get out of the car when I get home if one of my favs is playing! LOL

The grocery store is now playing Alice Cooper, David Bowie and other classic rock songs. Wife is dancing in the aisles.

I was working in a casino about 1975 when I heard the “muzak” coming out of the ceiling speakers. It was “I Am The Walrus” as done by 101 Strings. Very weird as I sang the words along with this orchestra.

If it’s a good tune, why not?

You know you are old when you ride the elevator to extra floors for the music being played.

I haven’t been in a elevator with music in many years.

Things nobody has said in an elevator for 100 points.

Sometimes it’s a good idea to postpone getting off.

If elevator music becomes as loud, screechy, and nasal as current ‘rock’ music or whatever it’s called, I would either take the stairs or just jump.

Jam? Like strawberry jam?

We’ve got way more selection now than just “The Girl From Ipanema”

You know you’re old when the songs you used to rock to is on muzak.