Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 22, 2023

Gotta make it look good.

Miles really may need to talk to someone like he said

Pffft hahahaha. Ground floor window. Really, Miles?

That’s not even the strangest thing he’s been doing.

well, he is only about 3 feet tall.

Miles never was good with details.

Well don’t just stand there, go out and look for him!

“Let’s face it, our kid is going places. Not college, apparently, but places…”

The boy’s a traditionalist.

It was a traditional escape idea too good to ignore,

Just messin’ with Dad’s mind? Uh, Mom too!

He just wanted to be NEKKID!

Release the hounds! Alert the guards! Sound the alarm! Or just call Kevin. He’s probably over there.

Did anyone check under the bed to see if he’s there, waiting for you to leave, THINKING he’s run off, so he can actually have some free time in the house?

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Miles Wallace. Go get him.

Oh those brainy types! Building the better mousetrap, when the mouse died two weeks ago.

I completely forgot that Miles’ bedroom was on the ground floor! That’s hilarious!

Reminds me of the ‘escape scene’ with Morgan Freeman as Archie in Last Vegas !! … :)

Really Miles?