Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 14, 2023

Okay, that’s it. From now on, lights on FULL during nighttime bathroom visits!!

If you want the smell of WD-40, why not just use WD-40?

Wouldn’t you sort of notice a very large snake in your toilet? I’m pretty sure I would but then I like to look where I sit down, For whatever reason…….

Giving the bird a God-given right?

Some religious thing I missed?

Bill of Rights Addendum to the ten commandments?

Just do-not say Jehovah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnn2aGVcCEc

With all of the highly venomous snakes in Australia being bitten by a non-venomous snake Helen should consider herself lucky!

The ghost catfish found the rainbow connection.

At least it wasn’t one of the deadly venomous snakes of Australia. Still, she’s probably sick of all these snakes in a toilet.

Where did they put the tourniquet?

At least that’s what she told her husband. “Yes, that’s it, that bite mark is from a snake that was in the toilet. Not the pizza delivery guy.”

Take care, may lonely bar hopper Heather “But I Thought The WD-40 Scent Would Attract A Handyman” McDorkord be with you, and gesundheit.

OOOOOO Canada!

I exercise my “finger right” every time I see a photo of the PM or his sidekick.

Couldn’t have been a Canada Supreme Court judge. They run on on the principal of “thou shalt not offend”.

Tucker Carlson would say that fish is a groomer

I don’t think giving someone the finger is a god-given right. How rare is that rainbow catfish?

What do ghost catfish taste like?

Before giving someone the middle finger, ask yourself 3 questions: Is it right? Is it necessary? And do you have an escape route?

God gives Rights??

I knew that there are many animals in Australia that can kill or injure you, but not going to the dunny.

At least when the flush the toilet, it spins counter clockwise. Snakes hate that

Why does that python have fangs?

Well, I bet that snake scared the you know what out of her.

Don’t confuse that catfish for a rainbow trout – bottom feeder alert!

We didn’t need the visual aid on the biting python factoid.

The python thing sounds about par for the course for Australia

The last words heard coming from the snake: “I can’t believe it’s not Kim Kardashian!”

Wow. What a rare sight. A two-fisted bird flicker. “Hello, Audubon!”

Only in Canada in regards to “the bird.”

The lady in Alaska that got bit on the rear by a grizzly in the outhouse has got this one beat.

What t he hey,pythons aren’t venemous…..