A guy wakes up one morning after having had a few too many the night before. His head is killing him but he’s really thirsty so he pries his eyes open and is surprised to find a little cup with two aspirin and a big glass of water on the bedside table. He takes the aspirin, drinks the water, and lays down for a while longer until the room stops spinning. When he finally gets up, he stumbles into the living room to find that a lamp is missing and a patch of the carpet is wet. He hears his wife in the kitchen and figures he’d better go face the music. But when she sees him, instead of lecturing, she smiles, gives him a kiss, and tells him she’s going to go grocery shopping and his breakfast is staying warm in the oven. He gapes after her as she leaves, still smiling. ‘Astonished’ would not be too strong a word at this point. He hears his teenage son come in and turns to him.
Man: What happened last night??
Son: You came home drunk, tripped over an end table, broke the lamp, and puked on the carpet.
Man: OK, sure, but that doesn’t explain your mom… she left aspirin. And breakfast. And was smiling.
Son: Oh, that. We got you into bed and got your shoes and socks off, but when Mom tried to get your pants off, you kept shoving her hands away. She was getting really annoyed when suddenly you yelled “Leave me alone, lady, I’m married!”
Sometimes there is a back lash against the promotion of pretty women to sell commercials. For instance I really don’t think in my opinion the pretty woman they are using to sell Buud Light isn’t really THAT pretty.
Hey it’s pizza what did she expect him to remember? Unless the woman was naked why would he think about anything else, even then if the pizza looked good he might not have noticed her.
Maybe. Brutus has and always will be a faithful husband, no doubt. However, he is a man. As such, he will always have the biological drive to propagate the human species. So being able to discern the best female to accomplish natures design will always be there. All that being said, he definitely saw the probably very attractive Blond woman, no doubt about that. His grin gives him away. BUT he is more than wise enough to know how to deal with his wife’s inquiry. However, I am sure that it was a very good looking pizza also…..
Several years ago my wife and I were watching the LPGA in Arkansas we passed where Natlie Gulbis was practicing and my wife said she is kind of cute isn’t she to which I said I didn’t notice
Brutus is in perfect form today. Gives Gladys the right answer, then in the last panel he knowingly glances at us to convey that he knows how well he pulled it off — and that he knows that we know it too! Well done!
C over 1 year ago
Yeah, go with that theory
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
And all those attractive women in the commercials are always dressed as if they were going to a gala, even if they are doing the chores.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
You have a good guy there, Gladys.
mischugenah over 1 year ago
There’s an old joke I’ve always loved.
A guy wakes up one morning after having had a few too many the night before. His head is killing him but he’s really thirsty so he pries his eyes open and is surprised to find a little cup with two aspirin and a big glass of water on the bedside table. He takes the aspirin, drinks the water, and lays down for a while longer until the room stops spinning. When he finally gets up, he stumbles into the living room to find that a lamp is missing and a patch of the carpet is wet. He hears his wife in the kitchen and figures he’d better go face the music. But when she sees him, instead of lecturing, she smiles, gives him a kiss, and tells him she’s going to go grocery shopping and his breakfast is staying warm in the oven. He gapes after her as she leaves, still smiling. ‘Astonished’ would not be too strong a word at this point. He hears his teenage son come in and turns to him.
Man: What happened last night??
Son: You came home drunk, tripped over an end table, broke the lamp, and puked on the carpet.
Man: OK, sure, but that doesn’t explain your mom… she left aspirin. And breakfast. And was smiling.
Son: Oh, that. We got you into bed and got your shoes and socks off, but when Mom tried to get your pants off, you kept shoving her hands away. She was getting really annoyed when suddenly you yelled “Leave me alone, lady, I’m married!”
There’s nothing quite like knowing for sure.
Ahuehuete over 1 year ago
Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever notice the people in pizza ads
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ over 1 year ago
the only pizza commercial I recall always had that annoying Papa John guy smirking all over the place
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Some days you just luck out and remember what that ads was trying to sell!
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Since I’m not the biggest lover of pizza, the reverse would be true for me.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Typical to have a beautiful woman cooking the pizza and serving it. I want to see an ad with a good looking guy doing that!
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Sometimes there is a back lash against the promotion of pretty women to sell commercials. For instance I really don’t think in my opinion the pretty woman they are using to sell Buud Light isn’t really THAT pretty.
Jeff0811 over 1 year ago
Now I’m thinking, was the pizza in an upper oven or a lower oven, and was that attractive woman shaking more than just her parmesan cheese?
Eric Thom Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey it’s pizza what did she expect him to remember? Unless the woman was naked why would he think about anything else, even then if the pizza looked good he might not have noticed her.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
♫ When her moon hit his eye he just saw pizza pie…..♫
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago
As they say on Family Feud…“GOOD ANSWER!”
flemmingo over 1 year ago
Once you reach a certain age the pizza is something you can handle. A young good looking girl is questionable?
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
We comment all the time about attractive people on tv shows. Real cops and firefighters are not that pretty in real life, generally speaking.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
One thing is for sure, Brutus is no dummy.
e.groves over 1 year ago
Some pizza ads have men in them.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Brutus knows what is good for him. Pizza tastes good, therefore it is good for him…??? Besides, I imagine Gladys wields a mean rolling pin…
ladykat over 1 year ago
That was the right thing to say, Brutus. You are loyal to Gladys, and she knows it, despite all the ups and downs of your relationship.
tauyen over 1 year ago
The other day while driving across the causeway I realized that I was more interested in the dogs being walked than the people walking them.
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Well played Brutus – well played.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Brutus saw that one coming a mile away, and deftly avoided stepping in it. Well done indeed, sir!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Right answer – Virtuoso Supreme
Wrong answer – Tombstone…
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
@angelolady – I agree!
bigplayray over 1 year ago
Butt… If her pizza is better than yours???
drycurt over 1 year ago
Frequently I ask what in the images of the commercial has anything to do with the product. More often than not – nothing.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Well he keeps his expectations low, the pizza is the only thing he can handle.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Maybe. Brutus has and always will be a faithful husband, no doubt. However, he is a man. As such, he will always have the biological drive to propagate the human species. So being able to discern the best female to accomplish natures design will always be there. All that being said, he definitely saw the probably very attractive Blond woman, no doubt about that. His grin gives him away. BUT he is more than wise enough to know how to deal with his wife’s inquiry. However, I am sure that it was a very good looking pizza also…..
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Way to play stupid Brutus. You were playing right.
GiantShetlandPony over 1 year ago
It has been said, the way to a man is through his stomach.
krs27 over 1 year ago
Several years ago my wife and I were watching the LPGA in Arkansas we passed where Natlie Gulbis was practicing and my wife said she is kind of cute isn’t she to which I said I didn’t notice
Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Low Testosterone poster boy.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Brutus is in perfect form today. Gives Gladys the right answer, then in the last panel he knowingly glances at us to convey that he knows how well he pulled it off — and that he knows that we know it too! Well done!
kennnyp over 1 year ago
over here is would be for ham…onion…and pineapple…( yes pineapple..)
Chris over 1 year ago
the eye wants what the belly wants. :g