Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 26, 2023

Funny.

Pull yourself together.

How can you be in two places at once, when you’re not anywhere at all?

Now get out!

It’s a test.

You really can be “everywhere at once”… but don’t “spread yourself thin”… and don’t “fall to pieces” on us now…

Frank! Frank… you listenin’…?!

“I fall to pieces…”

Did he breathe the desert air, man?

I’ve been everywhere. I’ve been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota ,Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma , Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer. I’ve been to Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete’s sake. I’ve been to Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina, Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean. I’ve been to Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, El Dorado, Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

Parts N pieces show up every where.

Was on a fairly reputable university campus a few weeks ago looking for a particular building. There was a campus map posted in a quad area that had a compass on the side that displayed an N surrounded by 4 arrows … 1 pointing up, 1 down, 1 left, and 1 right and nothing else … but at least it had a “You are here” red dot …!

Pick a part directory…

Come on Frank, pull yourself together.

Johnny Cash heaven!

Shades of today’s Mannequin On The Moon comic!

He only wants to be a whole boy.

At least ain’t a real Nowhere Man…

Come together… right now… over me!!!

Nowhere man please listen to me…