The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 21, 2023

It’s a DEETerrent.

She’s a maynot fly.

One mosquito says to the other upon meeting “What’s happening sucker”? !

Her love game has been a bit OFF lately.

Quick Henry, the Flirt!

Nancy needs to learn to “Read the label.”

When I saw the phrase “Atractive female parasite” I thought “Aren´t they …………….” nope, better not!

“Man, that really Bites!”

I guess Nancy’s mom was too busy stinging and never took the time to guide her.

The men find her utterly repellant.

I’m surprised she’s still alive!

I bet some human women would love a product like that to drive away unwanted attention.

Always wondered how good repellents actually worked when you see mosquitoes licking the nozzle of the can…

Try going pubic.

On hot, humid nights that OFF made you all sticky on top of all sweaty. I’d rather outrun the beasts.

She eventually got a date with an electrifying ending when they got to close to the zapper.

Here, try Raid.

Too bad. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

The devil is in the deetails.

Got that in my eye as a kid. Zero stars. Would not recommend.