B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 16, 2023

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, they can. One reason to wear a hat.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    Did she give up beating up on the snake? I haven’t seen her to that in ages when once it was almost a weekly thing.

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    momofalex7  almost 2 years ago

    Flying spiders would terrify me.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    you know what is totally totally bizarre? earlier today i read a shower thought on reddit that talked about how good it is that birds are not venomous and i thought “also it is good that spiders do not fly”

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    LeslieBark  almost 2 years ago

    Spiders DO fly … sort of. When hatchling spiders are ready to leave their hatching spot, they spin a long filament into the air, which catches the wind and drifts away, carrying the young (and very lightweight) spiderling with it, thus removing it from the parent spider and its hatch-mates … who are as likely to eat it as not. Once they land, they set up housekeeping (web-keeping?) and never take to the skies again (one hopes).

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I am so grateful that evolution never granted them the ability to fly. Otherwise i would have to walk around with a flame-thrower.

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Fwoof.

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    silberdistel  almost 2 years ago

    May I have such a stone please? It seems to have built in a resolution to every problem. Maybe you even stop walking funny after having been on it for a while.

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    dcdete.  almost 2 years ago

    Always wondered how come Spider-man can fly? From the theme song; “Spider-man, Spider-man. Does whatever a spider CAN.”

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Very very funny

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You know that there are jumping spiders. Considering the distance that they jump. You could sort of say that they are flying, if only for a short distance.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    There is also a beast known as the California Flying Tree Snail.

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    Snolep  almost 2 years ago

    When pigs fly.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, I don’t like spiders either.

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    Sign Jane up for baseball. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yes, but can flies spider?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    LMAO! He’s always in the wrong place at the wrong time…..

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Spiders need the proper motivation to fly.

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    That is one fly spider…

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    “They can fly doc. They can also spin a web, any size, and catch thieves, just like flies”

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    Purple People Eater  almost 2 years ago

    Some spiders can “fly”. They don’t have wings, but they spin a thread that catches the wind and lifts them up.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 2 years ago

    I think it’s more accurate to say that that spider was sent flying…!

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    michael3114  almost 2 years ago

    There are species of spiders that use their web like a parachute to get carried by the wind, so they are technically “flying”.

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    csjohns97  almost 2 years ago

    I think I miss the clams the most!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never seen a flying spider but I am aware that there’s a species that uses it’s webs to sail on wind currents. Now there is a barking spider which I’ve heard too often to remember. Their “bite” is worse than their bark. One whiff and you’ll pass out!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This made me laughing so hard I started choking!!!

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