Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 20, 2023

Well, he’s not wrong.

He could hire a tax bot to do that!

No, an asteroid hitting Earth is easier than filing taxes.

You don’t have to do anything, just wait.

And pray.

Make that an individual extinction, please.

After all, it worked for Dinosaur Brewster.

Where’d I put the death ray?

No matta, extinction or extension, you still have to pay your estimated taxes on time.

That seems a little unfair for countries where lodging tax returns isn’t really an issue.

Six what, Brewster. Six million years. I don’t think the IRS will wait that long before slamming you into prison. Actually, people make too much about filing taxes. When I filed my first taxes after becoming a minister I did have to consult a professional. Even he needed another day to figure it out. But, after that, I just did what was done before. Now, with my income at rock bottom, and the standard deduction quite high, I don’t even have to fill a form out. Of course, this’ll only last as long as Dems are in power. With a Repub WH changeover, it’ll be back to protect the rich and slam the poor time.

He will file his right after tRump, probably pays more

Or the Vogon Constructor Fleet

It doesn’t work for Calvin and his homework; it’s not going to work for Brewster. The odds are better to bet on dying yourself. :)

Well taxes and death are definitely certain in Brewster’s case

Awfully selfish, self-centered, and thoughtless of Brewster to hope for the deaths of 8 billion humans, and extinction of countless other species so he can avoid paying taxes.

That which brings terror to some brings hope to others.

This is the Marjorie Taylor Greene solution.

Within 6—what? Also, you’re not ON Earth. Maybe you should be paying space taxes. If you don’t, who’s going to come fill in the black holes when they open up?