I’d have expected, “CHILL OUT” ❄
A talking scale is better than stalking kale.
The Count’s talking computer corrects The Count if The Count says “Good Morning” after noon.
probable because it wanted the food to be somewhere else. :J
The scale said “one at a time, please”
Old joke: my talking scale said one of you guys has to get off.
c’mon… Garfield’s done this bit to death
https://www.gocomics.com/search/full_results?category=comic&short_name=garfield&terms=talking+scale
my talking scale quit making sense and just kept blubbering, so I put it out of its A I misery and parked my truck on it. Soon to go will be my Keuric. It keeps wheezing after it’s made the coffee. It must be getting old.
and the talking scale said “don’t have a meltdown”…!
I’d hate to have to clean — or even catch — a fish covered in talking scales.
I’m not fond of appliances that talk. …come to think of it, I’m not fond of almost anything that talks
The refrigerator didn’t want to be blamed for my weight gain…
Mine said “One at a time”
Just what I need, an appliance that tells me “I can’t do that Dave.”
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ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
I’d have expected, “CHILL OUT” ❄
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A talking scale is better than stalking kale.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Count’s talking computer corrects The Count if The Count says “Good Morning” after noon.
Chris almost 2 years ago
probable because it wanted the food to be somewhere else. :J
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The scale said “one at a time, please”
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Old joke: my talking scale said one of you guys has to get off.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
c’mon… Garfield’s done this bit to death
https://www.gocomics.com/search/full_results?category=comic&short_name=garfield&terms=talking+scale
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago
my talking scale quit making sense and just kept blubbering, so I put it out of its A I misery and parked my truck on it. Soon to go will be my Keuric. It keeps wheezing after it’s made the coffee. It must be getting old.
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
and the talking scale said “don’t have a meltdown”…!
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
I’d hate to have to clean — or even catch — a fish covered in talking scales.
KEA almost 2 years ago
I’m not fond of appliances that talk. …come to think of it, I’m not fond of almost anything that talks
T... almost 2 years ago
The refrigerator didn’t want to be blamed for my weight gain…
PaulGoes almost 2 years ago
Mine said “One at a time”
C wolfe almost 2 years ago
Just what I need, an appliance that tells me “I can’t do that Dave.”