Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 29, 2023

is that the same one that make me forget the car on “N” and get out and then run after the car sliding down?? if yes, then, SCREW YOU!

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And he is working overtime.

In the military, the Fairy Godmother department is staffed by an elderly O-5 with a weak bladder. The Practical Jokes department has a full staff complement.

I suspect one-on-one fairy godmothers (or guardian angels) are out of fashion. More likely drone operators with multiple screens are now in experimental use.

Just be glad she’s not an imp from a darker, hotter abode.

You often get mixed results from a booze bottle.

My guardian angel submitted his resignation decades ago.

You too, Aunty?

I am an atheist who seems to have a guardian angel. I have several times made an unexpected decision to change my plans and have learned to go with it, even if it just means taking a different route to where I am going. I have missed several situations where I would have likely been killed. For example, I liked going shopping with my mom when I was little. I was too young to be left home alone anyway. One day I refused to go, and for no reason that I know of. I just wouldn’t go. My mom, very confused, left me with a neighbor, and came home with a trashed car. The police had told her it was a good thing she had been alone in the car (pre-airbags and seatbelts) because anyone sitting in the front passenger seat would have died for sure. Back then, kids were allowed to sit in the front seat and it was considered normal and safe. My mom was not injured herself. A car broadsided her car, right in the front passenger door. That is the first time that I can remember.

I’ve got something like that too…

And now where know that there is a HE!! for fairies as well.

The fairy godmother considered you a lost cause.

I am not religious at all, but my life has been saved several times by either incredible coincidences or miracles. I have almost died more times than I want to think about. One of the times, what happened was literally impossible, so it had me shook for a long time. I have to wonder if someone really good at their job is watching over me.

Nailed it auntie REY REY