Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 26, 2023

she knows – now, how much for the rent?

Background Music: “A Thousand Bottles Of Li-quor on the Wall …”

Not to Aunty. To her that is home.

“If the mountain will not come to Mohammed, Mohammed must go to the mountain.”

If Auntie Acid cannot rent the liquor store, she will have to buy all the liquor and take it back to her apartment.

You can beat her, but you cant liquor.

To-MAY-to, to-MAH-to.

Our house has a small room that is officially designated as the “Wine Cellar.”

I love what you’ve done with the place, who’s your decorator?

Aunty, in her younger years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZE3ccT7VC8

Ok Aunty. Get a job there and offer to work 24/7 shifts.

That’s why it’s such a gorgeous apartment!

Still… how much?

Guzzle coffee am. Guzzle booze pm. Guzzle Guzzle Guzzle. Nice pattern.

Okay…so…like I said…..

That works for her.

You don´t buy beer, you rent it.