Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 10, 2023

Yeah, right.

No chance of that!

I’m so using that excuse.

umm thanks for the heads up

Hey! Same here.

I once had a similar excuse. In my case, however, I didn’t want to be mistaken for the male supermodel Fabio. (—

UK supermodels have thousands of pounds.

I don’t think either you or I is in danger of that Aunty. Unless I want to identify as a gorgeous model. In which case no one had better tell me I’m not one.

But Aunty, you are a super, model to us all.

We would need very powerful beer goggles to make that mistake, Aunty!

May I borrow that, Aunty?

When I was in college, I was a photographer’s model. I had a great figure back then. Now, being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

I believe the expression is slim chance.

You and I both, Aunty.

The only model you could be mistaken for Aunty is an outdated, rusting, fuel guzzling, flatbed ford.

Mission accomplished!

You have to carry it, no one else wants it.

Rest easy, Aunty.

Oh, yes, you’d just hate for that to happen, wouldn’t you, Aunty?