Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 18, 2023

Not to mention getting hit by a golf ball…

I doubt the country club would want a dog (or a human) jogging on the course, CB, even if he paid a membership fee.

Snoopy could meet an “eagle”.

To bad it isn’t Halloween. Snoopy could then find a ghost playing on a golf-corpse.

See, sport makes you self-confident.

Why a golf course for jogging?

There are always double bogies on the course when I play.

Snoopy looks like he’s dancing.

Or errant drives….

Or a ‘flock’ of eagles. Worse, carts full of duffers in plaid polyester ‘trou’ careening about the course looking for the Drink Cart… er, their ball in the trees.

Aha, so there’s a golf course nearby. Not being a Peanuts expert, like many of y’all, I didn’t know the Peanuts gang lived in some exclusive subdivision with a golf course. I have some cousins that lived in one such living area, till they moved into an assisted living facility. This all explains a lot. When Charlie was floating away on his pitcher’s mound, his parents were no where to be seen since they were obviously playing bridge and could not be disturbed.

Just make sure I’m not golfing first.

I mean, if you run across the the top of the doghouse for a good hour or so, you should be fine..

He’s afraid the bogey-man will get him.

Story of my life that is

Double bogies is a racist term.

That’s better than a stream of double boogers

Running across a golf course would motivate one to run really fast.

Go ahead, Snoopy. Have a ball! Oops…

Worse,you might run into Gerald Ford

Last night on Jeopedy:

The answer is:

This little friend of Snoopy in “Peanuts” was unamed until 1970, when he was named for a recent festival.

Just play some music, and it’ll look like he’s dancing.

You definitely want to avoid the bogeyman.

Two bogey’s that would be a boogey, you can do a boogey, can’t you…

I live near two different golf courses. It’s a five minute drive to each clubhouse. Pity I don’t play golf, huh?

A string of double bogeys? Ouch!!

yikes

As a golfer, Snoopy knows.

Cemeteries are better