Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for June 21, 2023

wish someone have told that to my ex-boss

Of course, you’re out of a job

It’s true though. Time is relative.

Thor hasn’t invented marketing yet, I see.

In the days before time became wibbly wobbly…..

Can’t work. The calendar has to conform to the universe, not the other way around.

And today is the tallest day of the year.

True enough. That is, if one ignores the ‘minor’ adjustment problems to one’s schedule

Calendrical arguments always leave me exhausted.

I’m retired, it’s all the same to me. I don’t need no stinking calendar.

That only works with a 13 month calendar, and you still need a leap day every year.

This also puts him out of a job because no one will ever buy a new calendar.

Ah Thor? There is some Sumerians over there who would like to have a word with you.

Designing a calendar with equal-length months is theoretically possible, it would require significant changes and would likely face practical challenges in terms of synchronization with natural cycles and societal adaptation.

Considering how much trouble the proposed change to the Metric system caused, it’s not likely to happen anytime soon.

Golden Oldie:

“Always remember that a job well done need never be done again.”

“Oh, yeah? What about cutting the grass?”

So he’s giving up on a constant supply of money.

I don’t care for Cotsworth ‘s calendar because my birthday falls on the 31st. It would push my birthday to the third of the following month. Of course, it would push everyone’s birthdays three days off except those born between January 1-28 generally making a mess of things.