Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 07, 2023

if only that works with my emotional life as well

And that’s probably about the best you can hope for. Try to avoid sneezing or coughing for a week or so.

And that will help her breathing how?

I suspect he is ribbing Aunty.

As Aunty’s a two dimensional character, seems reasonable.

Any ribs I have that are broken, I want them from a pig and barbecued…

I would love to buy the Aunty Acid t-shirt (scroll down) to wear to all doctor appointments and any future ER visits – it says nurses can’t cure stupidity! The only word I would add is doctor’s to make sure the statement is understood!

They could’ve made her a new one on a 3-D printer, or maybe stolen one from a guy named Adam.

Can you fix broken heart?

But what about in real life?

IF ONLY. . .

Why is there plasma in the IV bottle?

So torment her some more by making her laugh.

I don’t think they typically do much for a broken rib, other than advise rest.