Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 25, 2023

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I hear there’s an opening at Fox Snooze.

Don’t forget to harass your staff so you can qualify for unemployment compensation.

I thought she was researching adult behavior and grown-ups.

Wow, she found a rerun of CNN from President Trump’s term.

Well that was inevitable, right.

Like I said yesterday, she’s the radical-right’s future hope. Danae was born for this.

Is that the “My Pillow” guy? He needs to sell a lot of pillows to pay $5 million to that guy who proved his “proof” was BS.

She needs to study TC, who was just ejected from FN. He probably will show up as a candidate for pres under the flag of the Lies sell party.

Don’t confuse me with facts!! I’ve got ‘alternate’ ones …

She must not have heard about Tucker yet.

Fox News has an opening, and Danae would fit right in!

True, Trump is a hole, but he was just continuing the grand tradition established by Gore’s people. How many recounts did they demand in Florida before the supreme Court finally made them stop? Then there were “hanging chads”, which sorta had a point, but “dimpled chads” my butt. Anyone who couldn’t punch one out wasn’t trying.

Obviously how Kellyanne Conway got inspired

Fuzzy failed to note that Gore did not drag it out into Bush’s term, did not allege massive organized fraud, and did not whip up his supporters into a insurrectionist frenzy.

Let’s see – I think that was Hillary

How fitting that this strip appears the morning after Tucker Carlson (a far cry from WKRP’s Mr. Carlson!) got his hat and gloves handed to him.

There is plenty of solid proof of election fraud. Dimocrats were running in the election. Thats the only proof I need. Because I know dimocrats.

Is Wiley psychic? Whooda thunk it that Carlson would be “Canceled?” (That is the correct Republican word for this kind of thing, isn’t it?)

Funny how saying there was election fraud in 2016 was patriotic but saying the same in 2020 was insurrection.

Well timed Mr. Miller, well timed.

Faux Noise didn’t get rid of _ucker because of his outrageous on-air commentary. They got rid of him because of his behind-the-scenes opinions of the twice-impeached, failed ex-President showed Carlson up for the lying, hypocritical piece of shite he really is. Ooops!

It’s more difficult to prove I’m right than claim you’re wrong. Let’s just do it the easy way and forget about it.

Not sure if this is still a thing, and if it is, why it matters. It’s been two years, now we should start working on next election fraud :D

plenty of evidence in Arizona

Did Tucker get the number of the bus he was thrown under? Rupert don’t take the fall for nobody.

Facts are always pertinent.

mostly peaceful demonstration…

Well … it appears veracity may help you keep your job, even in the lyin’s den.

So many optional facts. I’d start a UFO channel. Bound to be popular

I never have figured out why people think liars make an exception when to talking to them. Liars lie.

Dam … how did you predict this, Wiley?

Looks like Lindell is giving Danae career advise… maybe her father still has time to adjoin with Smarttech in their lawsuit against him :P

For some, truth and reality shall never meet.

There was proof, just not enough people who believe it…and a whole system set up to not do anything about it…like Jeff Epstein’s death, or all of the Clinton’s “friends” who died by mysterious causes, etc., etc. Glenn Beck was complaining the other day of all the things that people should go to prison for, but because of who they are, they will never see a jail cell…Clintons, Bidens, other members of the government…sigh.

Danae – just so you know, since since you are about six weeks behind today because strips are drawn that far in advance – Tucker Carlson gets fired from Fox News…

Well don’t that just sum it up.

Yeah, cause that’s what the ever so honest MSM is saying.

Trump fills stadiums while Biden couldn’t fill a gazebo with an open bar. Yet he wins a national election. This shouldn’t be questioned?

Weird, the copyright says 2023, but the newscast is from 2016.

You heard it here first. Donald Trump claims massive voter fraud in the 2024 election.