FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 09, 2023

Because nothing she cooks is palatable

make it zitti or macaroni

Pulling it back out sounds like a good weight-loss technique.

Don’t try this at home.

Jason! That was the only edible thing your mother’s ever cooked!

Oh, look, there is a triple X recipe!

Looking up psychiatrists in the Yellow Pages.

So, THAT’S why Andy rarely cook normal meals! Why do you always have to ruin everything for everyone, Jason?

You can do this with string. Don’t ask me how I know.

I like slurping my pasghetti, but even I wouldn’t do that. Multiple slurps are more satisfying.

She needs a cookbook for spaghetti?

Many of those were put in by the kids after a tofu surprise!

There is probably a Guinness record of the longest cooked noodle

Jason’s comment in that last panel !!

The last panel just slays me.

First I thought this was more of a Peter thing. Then I realize he’d rather just dig in ASAP.

It’s a keeper…..

“Pull it back out” that is hysterically funny, just visualizing tying them, sucking them in, then pulling them out, brilliant…

Her dinner recipe selection has winnowed down to “let’s call pizza hut”…

Just wondering: How many have tried tying a knot in cooked spaghetti… and how many of those have succeeded?

She needs more red x’s for her veggie/grain/tofu stuff…

Now Jason just needs to figure out how to pull that stuff on his mother’s vegetarian dishes.