A good day for an old Steve Goodman favorite: ♪♫ "My friend Fred felt lucky last Tuesday, and he took himself out to the track. He was armed with a hot tip and a hundred dollar bill, but that boy had to hitchhike back. The horse that he bet on was leading all the way, and then it threw off one of its shoes, and got the “I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going nowhere in a hurry” blues" ♫♪
Last time I bet, the horse broke his leg, a beautiful young beast, they had to shoot him on the track… I never eent back to betting. The steaks were good I suppose but not a nice way to go
stairsteppublishing over 1 year ago
Kentucky Derby Day – how appropriate.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Looks like you two have the same kind of luck betting on horses as Andy Capp.
jr1234 over 1 year ago
Hats today at Coronation AND Kentucy Derby
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Beetlebomb!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Shortcut is in the next race.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Picture the jockey pushing a wheel barrow with a horse in it.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Or just came up short.
andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Straight to the barn.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Perhaps he lost track of where he was.
InTraining over 1 year ago
boys, you are looking in the wrong direction… check the chute…!
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
A good day for an old Steve Goodman favorite: ♪♫ "My friend Fred felt lucky last Tuesday, and he took himself out to the track. He was armed with a hot tip and a hundred dollar bill, but that boy had to hitchhike back. The horse that he bet on was leading all the way, and then it threw off one of its shoes, and got the “I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going nowhere in a hurry” blues" ♫♪
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
It’s GPS got screwed up.
John W. Vinson Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s a good horse you told me to bet on. It took eight other horses to beat that horse!
kjnrun over 1 year ago
This is good. It made me laugh.
alikgator over 1 year ago
Last time I bet, the horse broke his leg, a beautiful young beast, they had to shoot him on the track… I never eent back to betting. The steaks were good I suppose but not a nice way to go